Ok, I highly recommend that you don’t do this at home (or anywhere for that matter), but a friend of mine, and one of the blog’s authors, has pointed something very valuable out to me.
The best way to get out of homework is suicide. The best way to do that is by sticking your head out of a fast moving car. See if you can breathe.
But seriously, any idiots who decide to take this advice is stupid. DO NOT TRY THIS, ’cause if I get sued when you’re dumb butt is dead, I’m not paying ANYTHING. Thank you for your time.